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On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Seven maids a milking - eight!
Eight maids a milking,
Eight maids a milking
Eight maids a milking
Eight maids a milking
Seven swans a swimming
Six geese a laying - that means menstruating!
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
CAW CAW!
